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Keep You Busy

by BangBang LuLu

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Woodpecker 02:36
Woodpecker - Words by David Fair Listen to the woodpecker's one note song I can hear him working pokin' all day long x2 woodpecker woodpecker works so hard there's a hard wood pecker poking in my yard I can hear him work it he's just bangin' away he must rest all night I hear him poke all day If he starts to droop He'll take a breath and rally Hard poking' more holes than a man can tally woodpecker woodpecker works so hard there's a hard wood pecker poking in my yard To some other birds He's just a cold home wrecker He pokes so many holes He needs to rest his pecker You should see him work it It's a crazy sight He can poke a new hole With his eyes shut tight woodpecker woodpecker works so hard there's a hard wood pecker poking in my yard "Give it a rest now" His new bride smirked You're a good drillin' daddy but your pecker's overworked woodpecker woodpecker works so hard there's a hard wood pecker poking in my yard Listen to the woodpecker's one note song I can hear him working pokin' all day long x2
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Up to My Ass in Diamonds - words by David Fair I came to town poor I'll stay until I turn rich I arrived dirt poor I'll stay til I'm stinkin rich My middle name's Lucky I'm a fortunate son of a bitch There's no real reason That I should work so hard No reason I know That I should work so hard Rich wife'll bring my drink to my hammock in her backyard I'll drink my coffee With my pinky up in the air I'll drink my coffee With my finger high in the air Then I'll dunk my doughnut Like a stuck up millionaire I'll dress for dinner With a brand new suit and tie Dress up for dinner Every night with a suit and a tie Then the maid will bring me Another slice of key lime pie I'll stick my pinky up with every bite I chew In fact, I'll be so rich I'll tell you what I'll do I'll make my butler stick his pinky finger up there, too
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Gigoloin' Daddy - words by David Fair I'm a gigolo-in' daddy Tom-cattin' round your town I'm a gigolo-in' daddy and I'm cattin' all around your town Show me 45 dollars and I'll turn your world upside down I'm a workin man, mama You know I must get paid I work for my money Mama I must get paid Layin down on the job is how my money's made I'm a gigoloin' daddy I make my money late at night I'm a gigoloin' daddy I make my money late each night I make all my money by making you feel alright We'll start out slow Then we'll soon pick up the pace We'll start out slow Pretty soon pick up the pace I'll put a kink in your back And a smile up on your face Leave me money on the dresser I won't kiss and tell Leave my money on the dresser I will not kiss and tell I'm a gigoloin' daddy Pleasure is what I sell Let's get busy roll over, I'll scratch your itch We'll get filthy busy Roll over, let me scratch your itch I'll get filthy with you While I get filthy rich
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DO THE MONKEY AROUND -words by David Fair I’ve got some sexy moves that you can’t resist Like a half drunk monkey doin’ the Peppermint Twist I can Mashed Potato and the Boogaloo When I get you alone I’ll monkey ‘round with you Do the Monkey Around We’ll Do the Monkey Around Everything old is gonna seem brand new When I do my Monkey Around with you I’ll shake my business ways you’ve never seen Like a jello mold on a trampoline We’re gonna do the Pony and Watusi too When I get you alone I’ll monkey ‘round with you Do the Monkey Around We’ll Do the Monkey Around Everything old Is gonna seem brand new When I do my Monkey Around with you We’ll shake it like your sister shakes her jelly roll We’ll work it like your mama on a stripper pole Your daddy does the Tug and the Dirty Dog too Let’s head on home, I’ll monkey ‘round with you Do the Monkey Around We’ll do the Monkey Around Everything old is gonna seem brand new When I do my Monkey Around with you
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SIT DOWN ON IT - words by David Fair You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it or shake it like it’s meant to shake Booty like that is a Gift to mankind You’ve got a great big heart And a big behind You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it or shake it like it’s meant to shake The booty’s so fine It makes me weak in the knees Already got a good look I’d like to get a good squeeze You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it or shake it like it’s meant to shake I was sittin in the bar I’d just had my last sip When you first strolled by I did a double back flip You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it or shake it like it’s meant to shake You caught me staring I’ve got no excuse I mean, I like the train Oh, but I love the caboose You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it SIT DOWN ON IT You can sit down on it or shake it like it’s meant to shake
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I’LL KEEP YOU BUSY (WORKIN’ TIL YOUR HUSBAND GET’S HOME) - words by David Fair I’ll do like the Romans When I’m in Rome I’ll keep you busy Til your husband gets home I’ll take his place Til ‘bout half past five When we hear his car Rattling up the drive I’ll keep you busy KEEP YOU BUSY I’ll keep you busy MAKE YOU DIZZY i’ll Keep you busy WORKING TIL YOUR HUSBAND GETS HOME Then I’ll gather my clothes And my common sense Slide out your back door And slip over your fence i can sniff out danger when there’s trouble near so i’ll hide in the shadows til the coast is clear And I’ll keep you busy KEEP YOU BUSY I’ll keep you busy MAKE YOU DIZZY i’ll Keep you busy WORKING TIL YOUR HUSBAND GETS HOME If he comes home from work A little early instead i’ll just slip in the closet or else under the bed Then tomorrow mornin’ about a quarter to ten When I know he’s at work We’ll get to work again I’ll keep you busy KEEP YOU BUSY I’ll keep you busy MAKE YOU DIZZY i’ll Keep you busy WORKING TIL YOUR HUSBAND GETS HOME C’mon, let’s work let’s work until your husband gets home
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Butcher Pete 03:15
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ZIPPER WON’T BUDGE - words by David Fair I was ‘bout to get lucky But I’m all out of luck I was ready to go But my zipper got stuck My zipper got stuck My zipper got stuck Instead of gettin’ lucky I developed a grudge I was ‘bout to get lucky but my zipper won’t budge We really thought that we would be Goin’ to town But we can’t, if I can’t Get my zipper down Get my zipper down Get my zipper down Pour some more coffee In my cup We can’t do squat with my Zipper stuck up I’m a big boy I don’t wanna cry But I’m sheddin’ tears About a broken fly About a broken fly About a broken fly I’ll dry these tears From my cryin’ eye Then give this zipper Just one last try I tug and tug On the son of a gun I’m making no progress And having no fun Having no fun I’m having no fun That zipper was as stuck-up as a snooty man It wrecked my evening When it spoiled my plan
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NUTS FOR SALE -words by David Fair I sell my nuts by the bag full I got the best nuts around My nut-sack's overloaded Hell, it's draggin' on the ground Hot nuts! Hot nuts! Hot Nuts? Yes indeed! Hot nuts! Hot nuts! I got all the nuts you need The girls call out "Hey, Nut Man !" Meet me round the back I gotta get my hands on your sweet nuts, Pull out your big nut-sack Hot nuts! Hot nuts! Hot Nuts? Yes indeed! Hot nuts! Hot nuts! I got all the nuts you need Lady hollered "Mister Nut Man, I'm beggin' on my knees I'd like to take you home with me And give your nuts a squeeze Hot nuts! Hot nuts! Hot Nuts? Yes indeed! Hot nuts! Hot nuts! I got all the nuts you need When you finally see my nuts You're apt to drop your jaw I got the gol darned biggest nuts Anybody ever saw Hot nuts! Hot nuts! Hot Nuts? Yes indeed! Hot nuts! Hot nuts! I got all the nuts you need

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With eight original naughty songs penned by "the Harper Lee of Rock, the new Shakespeare of the blues", David Fair, and nine more traditional naughty blues and dance tunes, these recordings are sure to be a hit at any party or at any intimate romantic gathering.

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released July 20, 2016

Mark Jickling- Guitar twangin'
Cindy Brohawn- Washtub Bass wangin'
David Fair- Bucket Drum Set bangin'
Charles Brohawn- sexy romantic sangin'
Featuring lush backup Sangin' by Elisa M Smith, Alisha Haggart and Barbara Weber

Recorded by Steve Shaw at the amazing Shawn Ranch Studio in scenic Newville, Pennsylvania.

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